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March 09, 2006

 

● Pilgrims Plan a Mid-River Casino ●

 

In 1620, a professional solider named Miles Standish accompanied the separatist Pilgrims on their journey to settle in America.  On that fateful day in May, Standish made a huge impact on American history.  However, little did anyone expect, Standish would have a hand in recent event. 

The descendants of Standish made plans to file a motion in the Superior Court of Connecticut to claim land for the purpose of establishing a casino in honor of Miles Standish named The Pilgrims’ Casino.

The Standish brothers, Jake and Izzy, are preparing to open the casino.  Izzy Standish sums up the point of view of the brothers, “We have rights here.  We’ve paid the Indians back; people from Connecticut and surrounding states made Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun a success.  Now it’s time for the Pilgrims to score.”

While cleaning out the attic of their recently deceased aunt Rachael Standish, the Standish brothers came across a deed granting Miles “The Hero of New England” Standish a plot of land in thanks for putting down an Indian rebellion that threatened an early Pilgrim settlement.  Antique document experts have verified the authenticity of the grant.  It is dated back to 1625. 

To make matters more interesting, 386 years of erosion has placed the 58-acre plot of land dead smack in the middle of the Housatonic River.  That is not a problem says Izzy Standish.  Gesturing to a map of the river, Izzy lays out the possibilities, “We could either dam the river up here or drain it down there.  Filling it in would be possible.”  Brother Jake throws in his two cents, “It’s my idea we make it like Noah’s Ark.  Right on the Water.”

Although Jake likes to entertain the idea of the “Ark”, both the brothers seem to agree on the plan to drain a section of the river and redirecting its flow.  Izzy continues with the master plan. “I don’t think 50 stories would be steady on a Noah’s Ark boat.  As I see it, it’s got to be 50 stories high.  You got thousands of people coming to gamble.  They must have room to sleep.  It’s not good for profit if they go home early.”

The brothers even have money ideas in the works.  According to Izzy, “Money’s no problem.  We already have investors lined up.”

A Stratford-area poll shows mixed feeling about the plans of the Standish brothers.  As with any casino project, protests are to be expected.  There is already an upset faction of citizens that object to the idea of a high rise building blocking their view of the sound.  Of the 500 people surveyed there is almost a fifty-fifty split on the issue of the fate of the Housatonic River.  One half clearly objects to the draining plans, the other half is willing to make the trade for the new jobs and tax money. 

 

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